a story from my dad the lawyer
when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”
the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it
the jury convicted him in ten minutes
A “Tokamak" is a device using a magnetic field to confine a plasma in the shape of a torus. Achieving a stable plasma equilibrium requires magnetic field lines that move around the torus in a helical shape. Such a helical field can be generated by adding a toroidal field (traveling around the torus in circles) and a poloidal field (traveling in circles orthogonal to the toroidal field). In a tokamak, the toroidal field is produced by electromagnets that surround the torus, and the poloidal field is the result of a toroidal electric current that flows inside the plasma. This current is induced inside the plasma with a second set of electromagnets.
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
(Psssssst this is only true if you want to go to a super high ranking school don’t let it freak you out too much)
(pssssst that may be true with college applications, but not doing shit in high school will develop a lot of bad work habits to take into college where your work actually counts for something)
baby's first words
- baby: d-d-d-da...
- parents: The baby's trying to talk! It's his first words!
- baby: da... da...
- dad: Is he trying to say "daddy"? Say "daddy"! You can do it!
- baby: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
- parents: what the shit
- baby: NANOMACHINES, MOM